Dumbest quotes you've ever heard?

Question:I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle

I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.

Dan Quayle

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

Yogi Berra
"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
-Paris Hilton

"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken of the Sea."
-Jessica Simpson
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."

George W. Bush
"There is no such thing as a dumb question"

Yet when I ask one, the teacher would always give me a smirk!
I have seen the Future, the enemy is us-Pogo (Walt Kelly)
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
i love California. i grew up in Arkansas!
-Man Running For California Governor
Audioworld has the Pogo quote wrong: "We have met the enemy, and he is Us."

It, and the one following it, are not "dumb" at all, but may not be understood without some thought. Like many clever quotes, the meaning isn't obvious at first.

Dumb quotes, like Quayle's, are obvious. I loved when he tried to quote the American Negro College Fund's slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste" and said, "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." He knows!
"If there weren't any schools, I would govern the Ministry of Education well."

One of the Ministers of Education in Ottoman
barking dogs seldom bite: well if you believe this you are going to be in serious trouble .. i knw a lot of dogs which bark and bite!
We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile." ~ George W. Bush"
Too many good OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country" - George W. Bush
Everything said by Pesident Bush. No offence intended.

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