Funny last words?

Question:can they please be REAL last words??

i have some here:

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My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.
- Oscar wilde
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Get these f*cking nuns away from me.
- Norman Douglas
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Don't worry, it's not loaded...
- Terry Kath
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Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
- Groucho Marx
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Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!
-Karl Marx
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Thank God I'm dying. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.
- Del Close (comedian)

Answers:
A Redneck's last words..."Hey, watch this!".
Lol... made my day... Thanks!
"I should have stayed in Texas" George W. Bush
haha, aw man I was gonna list some of cartalk's funny last words but you had to say they had to be real -_-
"F**ck me, a bus!"


My Uncle a split second after stepping on the road.
Go away. I'm all right.
H.G. Wells, last words

All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.
Last words of Spanish playwright Lope de Vega on being assured on his deathbed that the end was very near.
"What an artist dies with me!" - Roman Emperor Nero, just before killing himself

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