Cynical love quotes?

Question:Anyone have any? I could really use some. Any kind, empowering, funny, bitter, anything basically.

"Oh love is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania."
~Dorothy Parker

That's one of my favorites. Hope you enjoyed!
What about this one from a song? I am a movement by myself but a force when we are together. or You are the drive that makes me whole and be able to conquer all things.
This isn't really a quote...I found it somewhere on the internet:

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-a... pain. I hate love.”
heartbroken eh?

welcome to the club
"Love: a burnt match skating in a urinal"
Hart Crane

"Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species"
W. Somerset Maugham

"A tempory insanity curable by marriage"
Ambrose Bierce

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence"
H.L. Mencken

Hope you like those.

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