Does any one have any good quotes?

Question:I'm looking for funny, stupid,and celeberty quotes

I like pigs. Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs look at you as an equal. - Winston Churchill
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

Robert Heinlein
"The things most likely to take us by surprise are the things we're least expecting."

"If you want to stay out of trouble, always tell the truth."

I'm unsure of the original sources.
It's a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Maugham, W. Somerset

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