Harry Potter sucks! Who cares...
"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"
That's the best. Hahaha.
Look on Mugglenet.com every day for a new quote of the day, if you like; they're usually very amusing and uplifting...
¨The next great adventure is death¨- Albus Dumbledore
"Harry is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" Hermione saying it to Harry potter
"O mi bumms on fire. Get some water mate. Shiver mi tembers senior, me love you long time!"
Thats my favorite quote ever from Harry Potsmoker. Thats what its about a kid that smokes pot anyway.
"Not my daughter, you b****!" Molly Weasly - HP7.
"I'm a saint. I'm holy. HOLEY. Get it Fred?" George Weasly - HP7.
Gotta love the twins...
"I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly taht Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. " I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a-a-"
"Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron," said Fred.
LOL i love fred!
Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?
That's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library
Twitchy little ferret, aren't you Malfoy?
"Aren't you ever going to read Hogwarts, A History?"
"What's the point?" said Ron. "You know it by heart, we can just ask you."
"Why would I go looking for someoe who wants me dead?"
Let's start with:
'It unscrews the other way!' (McGonnigall to Peeves)
'What an idiot!'
'Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret!'
'It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live.'
'Why do [girls] always travel in packs?'
I'll probably think of more later...
I have so many favorite quotes from the books. Most of them come from Dumbledore.
I recently failed Algebra. This is the first time I failed a subject. Ever. And the quote that helped me through was spoken by Dumbledore in Half-Blood Prince.
"We must not try to sink beneath our anguish... but battle on."
Dumbledore eating a "toffee" Bertie Bott bean: "Alas, Ear Wax."
Hermione: "We may die or worse get expelled."
Ron: "She really needs to sort out her priorities."
Ron: "Spiders? Why couldn't he say, 'Follow the butterflies'."
Little James: "I can't give a professor love."
Ron: "We don't want any more Dobbies, do we?"
(It lead to Ron and Hermione's first kiss!)
Ron: "I'm extremely famous."
“It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well.”
I actually have a lot. The link below tells of ten quotes that has made an impact on me those seven years in Harry's life.
My ultimate favorite HP quote is probably "Nitwit! Blubber Oddment! Tweak!" by Dumbledore. I made a shirt on Cafepress with that quote and a picture of Dumbledore!! Another great one is "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B****!!!" and then "Move out of the way!! She is mine!! Mine!!!" or something like that by Molly Weasley. It was like 3 am when I reached that part on the night it came out, and I was half asleep and getting all caught up in the angst and action and then I read that part and I cracked up, which soon turned into hysterical laughter because I was so tired and it took me 20 minutes before I could keep reading!!! lol!!!
"Stop, stop. stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's levi-O-sa, not levi-o-SA." (Hermione)
"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled." (Hermione)
"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and...and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." (Harry)
"You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!!" (Hermione)
"Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk...in the moonlight." (Snape)
"Harry, if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet." (Moaning Myrtle)
"This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. You think my name's funny, don't you. I don't even have to ask who you are. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley." (Draco Malfoy)
"There is no good and evil--there's only power and those to weak to seek it." (Voldemort)
"After tonight, when people talk about Harry Potter, they will talk about how he begged for death, and I, being a merciful lord, obliged." (Voldemort)
1]next time thr's a ball,pluck up d courage n ask me b4 somebody else does!not as a last resort.hermione to ron.yr 4.
2]u foul,loathesome,evil little cockroach-hermione to malfroy in movie 3.
3]it's sort of exciting isn't it,breaking the rules!,hermione to harry and ron.movie 5.
4]promise u write this summer,both of u...hermione.
ron:u know i won't.
hermione:harry will write,won't u.
"Wow, that's a really big snake!"
The next great adventure is death
"Yes, sir." -Snape
"No need to call me sir, Professor." -Harry
James' soul was taking over Harry. *nods knowingly*
In the 3rd book, harry is playing quidditch with the Firebolt Sirius gave him, and Lee Jordan is the commentator of the game... he keeps talking about how great the Firebolt is and stuff, and so McGonagall says something like "We're not advertising Firebolts!!" it was hilarious as I read it; I laughed for ages ...
I also love some quotes from the 5th movie!!
Hermione Granger: You found it Neville: the Room of Requirement. It becomes available to anyone who really needs it.
Ron Weasley: So say you really needed the toilet...
Hermione Granger: Charming Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.
Dolores Umbridge: [over P.A] Boys and girls are not to be within eight inches of each other.
George Weasley: You know Fred, I always believed our future lay outside the realms of academic achievement.
Fred Weasley: Yeah, George... I've been thinking EXACTLY the same thing...
Ron Weasley: [takes a huge bite out of a sausage]
Hermione Granger: [gives Ron a disgusted look] Do you ever stop eating?
Ron Weasley: What? I'm Hungry.
Ron Weasley: So what was it like?
[speaking about Harry's kiss]
Harry Potter: Kind of... Wet.
Ron Weasley: [Ron Laughs]
Harry Potter: Because she was crying.
Ron Weasley: That bad at it are you?
Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more than satisfactory. Besides, Cho spends most of her time crying.
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter: [Harry and Ron give Hermione a weird look]
Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up!
Dolores Umbridge: [during an inspection] You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Severus Snape: Yes.
Dolores Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Severus Snape: [with annoyance in voice] Obviously.
[after Hermione explains why Cho is always upset]
Ron: No one can feel all that at once; they'd explode!
Hermione Granger: Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!
These quotes were really funny !! :)
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone: Harry Potter Movie Quotes
Harry: I swear I don't know. One second the glass was there and the next it was gone. It was like magic.
Uncle Vernon: There is no such thing as magic!
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