Funny Harry Potter quotes?

Question:just wondering what some of you favorite or funny quotes you know of from Harry Potter. any book is fine! if you could tell me who said each quote that would be very helpful! thanks

Dumbledore eating a "toffee" Bertie Bott bean: "Alas, Ear Wax."

Hermione: "We may die or worse get expelled."
Ron: "She really needs to sort out her priorities."

Ron when Hagrid told He, Hermione, and Harry to follow the spiders: "Spiders? Why couldn't he say, 'Follow the butterflies'."

Little James (Deathly Hallows) boarding the bus to Hogwarts: "I can't give a professor love."

Ron (Deathly Hallows) while he and Hermione were carrying stuff to fight Voldemort: "We don't want any more Dobbies, do we?"
(It lead to Ron and Hermione's first kiss!)

Ron (Deathly Hallows) when people were staring at him, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Lily: "It's me. I'm extremely famous."

After both changed into Harry (Deathly Hallows): Fred and George: "Wow. We're identical."
When Hermonie saids to ron he only has an emotionally range of a teaspoon in the 5 book.

Or in the 6 book when snape asks him for him to see his potions book and he graps Rons and he asks why it saids Ron Wealso. ANd harry saids "that my nickname". and snape goes your nickname he l;ike that what my friends calls me and snape iknow what a nickname is
"give her Hell peeves" Fred- book 5

try this site--- it is amazing

and its roonil wazlib
Book One Snape calls Ron or Harry a "Dunderhead"
I had to laugh.
oh man there are soooo many. but i'll put this one.

in Book 7 when everyone is taking the "Harry" polyjuice potion....

after Fred and George take theirs and change into harry, they turn to each other and say. "WOW! We're identical!" hahahaha

I laughed soooo flippin hard..

those crazy weasleys...

What's your fav? Will you put it as a detail?

Mr. Guzman
The one in book 1 about pronounciation. One wizard switched two letters "and wound up with a water buffalo on his chest."
“I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules,” said Dumbledore. Ron opened his mouth in horror. “Which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our words.”

That made me smile at least.

This article contents is post by this website user, doesn't promise its accuracy.

More Questions & Answers...
  • Quotes about going on and not giving up!?
  • I am looking for a quote from Friedrich Nietzsche about women?
  • Anyone know of a nice in memorian verse that I can put in the paper for my mom who died 1 year ago?
  • What does this Quote mean?? - EduQnA.coms
  • What are some quotes that you live by?
  • Where did the sayings "see you later alligator" and "after while crocodile" come from?
  • Confused!?
  • Does anyone know the correct quotation for "All creatures are God's creation, know them well"? please
  • Copyright 2006-2009 All Rights Reserved.