Cute/funny quotes to engrave on an ipod nano?

Question:Im buying a new ipod nano soon and i would like to get it engraved. I know i cant return it if i engrave it but i still want it done. Does anyone have any ideas of wat i could put back there?

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" In politics , if you want anything said ask a man . If you want anything done , ask a woman " - Margaret Thatcher

" It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am " - Unknown

" The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it " - Franklin P. Jones

" For most amateurs , the best wood in the bag ... the pencil ! " - Chi Chi Rodriguez

" I'm not cynical . Just experienced " - Unknown

" I'm not prejudiced . I hate everyone equally " - Unknown

" I know you think you understood what I said , but what you heard was not what I meant " - Unknown

" Don't take life too seriously . You'll never get out of it alive" - Unknown

" Women have a passion for mathematics . They divide their age in half , double the price of their clothes , and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend " - Marcel Achard

" It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys " - Unknown

" The execs don't care what color you are . They care about how much money you make . Hollywood is not really black or white . It's green " - Will Smith

" My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery , people would stop dying " - Ed Furgol

" I don't have a drinking problem . I drink . I get drunk . I fall down . No problem " - Unknown

" Half of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at " - Solomon Short

" My formula for success is rise early , work late , and strike oil " - Paul Getty

" You have a right to your opinions . I just don't want to hear them " - Unknown

" When in charge , ponder . When in doubt , mumble . When in trouble , delegate " - Unknown

'' A rich man's joke is always funny '' - Proverb

" Work is the curse of the drinking class " - Unknown

" He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news " - Bertolt Brecht

" Love your enemies . It'll make 'em crazy " - Unknown

" Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't " - Erica Jong

" Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else " - Will Rogers

" In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk " - Rita Rudner

" We are the people our parents warned us about " - Unknown

" Men are like bank accounts . Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest " - Unknown

" Start every day off with a smile and get it over with " - W. C. Fields

" Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour . Sit with a pretty girl for an hour , and it seems like a minute . That's relativity " - Albert Einstein

" Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible ? " - Unknown

" Time flies when you don't know what you're doing " - Unknown

" Eat drink and be merry , for tomorrow they may make it illegal " - Unknown

" Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain" - Lily Tomlin

" When in charge , ponder . When in doubt , mumble . When in trouble , delegate " - Unknown

" I don't know . I don't care . And it doesn't make any difference " - Unknown

" When choosing between two evils , I always like to try the one I've never tried before " - Mae West

" It's not that you and I are so clever , but that the others are such fools " - Unknown

" If women didn't exist , all the money in the world would have no meaning " - Aristotle Onassis
do your nickname or something or buy a faceplate revealing your personality i don't know
Do not fear death. Fear an unlived life. has lots of well-known quotes if that's what you're after
i made this one up for my girlfriend,
" The people that say that drugs and money are the hardest things to give up, have obviously never met you"

"our love is like music. its written with our heart, some people like it, others don't. it can be critisized and yet still survive. but most importantly,some songs like our love, never stop being sung"

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