Funny quotes?

Question:Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

STAR if you like them

Answers:
What are you on today ?Have a star
Original, haven`t heard any of them before. Here`s ur star.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure!
Heres a couple for you

' at that time I was so broke I couldn't even pay attention'
(Tom Waites)

What a legend.

' he was as bent as Quasimodo's coat hanger'
(my sister, yesterday)

Shes very funny.
its really very funny me too give u a star *

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