Funny quotes?

Question:i need something for my myspace about me. i need some that are cool, lyke, i got my hopes too high and my jeans too low. kay thanks<3 peaceee.

Answers:
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice." ~~Bill Cosby

"I am so amazingly cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." ~~Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone." ~~Dead Poet's Society

My darling girl, when are you going to understand that "normal" is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage. ~~Practical Magic
Here are 3 links with several funny quotes for you:

http://www.goodquotes.com/

http://www.quotegarden.com/humorous.html...

http://www.quotegarden.com/how-true.html...

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