Funny Quotes 4?

Question:Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.

Time may be a great healer, but it s also a lousy beautician.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

Even if you are on the right track, you ll get run over if you just stand there.

It s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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its something which really happend in some peaple life so its funny n reality also

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