Funny quotes 5?

Question:Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

STAR if you like them

Hey thanks! I love "If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." Never heard that one before and it's definitely a keeper. Gonna send it to my oldest kids.
Yet another star for educating me this morning..
I have heard some of these before but they are still very funny and in some cases very real, at least to my world.

Everyone makes mistakes.

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