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Question:Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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I enjoyed these. Thanks! Here are a couple to add to your list:

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." - ?

(I apologize if this one is a bit crude but I thought it was funny. It was on a birthday card I found at the store.)
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." - Harry S. Truman
Very good,,,,have you recently purchased a giant book of facts.?
Very true realy
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