My wife gyneocologist used too, not on purpose, but he did with his wise crack advise,,,
Yes he told me i have 5 weeks to live.It's 5 years.Funny if i hadn't have blown my money.
yes we got a doctor like that over here, when i first registered at his surgery quite a few years back i was pregnant with my daughter, and he needed a urine sample from me as i hate having to do this he replied dont worry i take the piss out of all my patients
no but i went to the doctors with a sore throat and he wanted to feel my breasts
He,s killing me
He can be a real Pain in the neck. But Eye know I`ll come to no Arm. As long as he`s not Plastered. I met him at the Band Aid concert, he was Red Cross about something but was nice to Wards me..
Dr Frank often has us in stitches.
Once upon a time, I picked a doctor out of the Yellow Pages. Arriving at the office for my appointment, I noticed I was the only one waiting -- Very unusual in a Dr's. office. I am normal weight -- did not ask him diet advice. Anyway, he recommended I follow a diet of never eating anything that swam in the sea or had hooves. He also had a piano in his waiting room, and insisted on playing for me a tune he had composed. It was terrible. Needless to say, I never went back and knew why no one else was "waiting" to see him. Moral of story -- get a recommendation for a doctor from someone you know.
Here's one for you:
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and
said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws
on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches,
shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried.
"$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it the bill would have been $20. But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."
its them just being friendly or trying to draw the attenion away from the health issue e.g removing fillings.
is that a limp joke?
pull your sock up girl!
No, but he once amputated both of my legs. I tried to sue but my lawyer told me I didn't have a leg to stand on...
Very important; NEVER let a doctor examine you in the nude. Make him get dressed first...
I knew a semi-retired gyno who worked only one day per month - just to keep his hand in!
yes, he is an orthopaedic surgeon. He needed to break my femur, then pull it into place before re-setting it and stitching up the wound. Once the morphene kicked in we both saw the funny side.
He`d have to stitch pretty darned quick if I laughed my head off!
yes my doc told me i had 4 minutes to live .the good news was i had time to boil an egg.lol
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