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Question:1. Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because _________.
2. The last time I saw you I was ________
3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was________
4. Mad dogs and Englishmen ________________
5. When in doubt, _________________
6. Our relationship reminds me of ______________
7. If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled

Answers:
Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because I've had a brain storm.
The last time I saw you I was plumb proud to.
A great piece of advice my father gave me was let your brain be involved in your conversations.
Mad dogs and Englishmen have about the same sense of humor.
When in doubt, start pushing buttons, somethings bound to work. (sort of my theory when it comes to washing machines.)
Our relationship reminds me on the time I was trying to make my mule walk down the road and...
If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled "Type Me Up Some More"
1. Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because of that damn evil monkey living in my closet.
2. The last time I saw you I was when I thre up on you after the tilt a whirl and your mom dragged you away.
3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was: Yea, i like potatoes.
4. Mad dogs and Englishmen are great for poker night.
5. When in doubt, pinkie out.
6. Our relationship reminds me of a boat on the Bering sea.
7. If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled:
I Ate a Bad Clam
1. Whenever i get a migrane it's usually because those yellow teeth are shinning to brightly
2. The last time i saw you was when you got trampled by horses
3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was rock out with your c0ck out
4. Mad dogs and Englishmen are always getting drunk and making a racket
5. When in doubt jump of a bridge and take that ridiculous blow up doll you call a girlfriend with you
6. Our friendship reminds me of a comet hitting the earth
7. If i ever write a song about you,it will be entitled rock on b!tch3s
1. I tied my headband just a weee bit too tight.
2. sitting in a USO lounge waiting for a flight overseas
3. "Remember son, the older you get, the smarter I get."
4. it's hard to tell the difference.
5. fall back and punt
6. two trees growing in a forest. No sound is made, but are content to be together.
7. Not your usual cowboy
1. ...the sun is coming out and its summer again. Damn it.
2. ...when I saw you dressed in that ridiculous hotdog costume for your Weiner Works job and I thought "how embarassing!"
3. wrap it up or snip it off
4... go well together
5.. we go in drought
6.. the morning sickness I got every morning I was pregnant
7... Whats his name again?
1 whenever i get a migraine it's usually because i have a nasty hangover
2. The last time i saw you i was a little kid but now i'm all grown up
3. a great piece of advice my father gave me was to live my life according to my dreams
4. mad dogs and englishman confuse the hell out of me
5. when in doubt, don't do it
6. our relationship reminds me of a beautiful sunrise
7.if i ever write a song about you it will be entitled 'lalala life rocks'
1. my head hurts.
2. I was blind drunk.
3. don't listen to my advice.
4. both slobber.
5. take a nap or panic, it's your call.
6. something.
7. About You.
1. it`s my 11th hour on YA.
2. taller
3. don`t take advice from men, they all lie.
4. both drink a lot.
5. leave it out.
6. Heckle and Jeckle
7. Out in the Great Western Town of Dodge City (sung to the
tune of El Paso)
1. The amateur acrobats upstairs are having a dress rehearsal.
2. Exposing myself at your wedding
3. Keep a raincoat on willy and never date anyone you meet in a public bathroom
4. Make strange bedfellows
5. pee on yourself
6. The ghettos of Detroit during first rain.
7. Yer purty back thirty got my back ho dirty
8. Reeses money butter cups
1. I'm having a bad hair day.
2. wearing pajamas
3. not to leave my bicycle out in the rain.
4. are not good friends with each other.
5. do not shout.
6. the black plague
7. "What a Blessing You Are"
1. Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because you came to mind.

2. The last time I saw you I was hallucinating/delusional.

3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was "Don't marry."

4. Mad dogs and Englishmen make the world go 'round.

5. When in doubt, start believing.

6. Our relationship reminds me of a fork and knife; they complement each other. They work together to get the job done.

7. If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled either "Clueless" or "Dead as a Door Nail"
1. Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because my wife wants to "do it" again!.

2. The last time I saw you I was lying on my back, panting and sweaty!

3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was " Always haggle! - the price of everything can be lowered by negotiations!"

4. Mad dogs and Englishmen go to Magaluf for their holidays!

5. When in doubt, go for it anyway - what;s the worst that could happen?

6. Our relationship reminds me of climbing Mt Everest - bl**dy hard work & exhausting at times, but ultimately, the most rewarding thing I'll ever do!"

7. If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled "one true love", (obviously it is about my hubby!) either that or "Didn't we have a lovely time, the day we bonked in Bangor!"
1.Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because I give up smoking.
2.The last time I saw you I was made to believe that... a rose is a rose is a rose
3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was listen to every fool but take your own decision
4.Mad dogs and Englishmen ....I never believe if u say they are synonyms.
5.When in doubt, better pull out.
6. Our relationship reminds me of phases of the moon and the tides of the ocean.
7.If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled
'Roses... Jewels...and You' (or) 'withces.. bitches.. and you
1. Whenever I get a "migraine" it's usually because *I'm going against "my grian"*.
2. The last time I "saw you" I was *doing my magic trick when I would "saw you" in half*.
3. A "great piece of a"dvice my father gave me was *never turn down a "great piece of a"ss*.
4. Mad dogs and "Englishmen" *usually chase the "English Hen"*
5. When in doubt, *turn about*
6. Our relationship reminds me of *the ship related to the mind above*
7. If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled *"The Song You Never Knew I Wrote About You"*

~jaz~
1. Brain Overload
2. Euphoric
3. Don't eat yellow snow
4. Match well together.
5. Punt
6. Heaven
7. He's mine and You Can't Have Him
1. Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because__ SOMEONE'S TALKING__ .

2. The last time I saw you I was _ BLOODY DRUNK___.

3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was__ ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET WHEN PLAYING IN TRAFFIC___.

4. Mad dogs and Englishmen __ MAKE A GOOD MARTINI____.

5. When in doubt, ___ FUDGE IT___.

6. Our relationship reminds me of __ A CAN OF SALTED PEANUTS__.

7. If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled__ TEN MINUTES IN A TRUCK-STOP DINER___.
1. Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because I woke up. If I don't get 24 hours of beauty sleep each and every day, I wake up ugly and in a bad mood!

2. The last time I saw you I was running backwards as fast as I could.

3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was "if you gots to spit, do it downwind, son, never upwind."

4. Mad dogs and Englishmen are present in abundance in the Sherlock Holmes book, "The Hound of the Baskervilles."

5. When in doubt, buy toilet paper. (This gem came from my college roomie).

6. Our relationship reminds me of the relationship between stepkid and stepmom you read about in all the fairy tales.

7. If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled "She's Leaving Home." (Thanks, Sir Paul).
1. Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because you play that f***ing music so loud.
2. The last time I saw you I was sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was "shake that a**".
4. Mad dogs and Englishmen go hand in hand.
5. When in doubt, scream.
6. Our relationship reminds me of a dried piece of meat.
7. If I ever write a song about you, it would be entitled "Hey Sexy".
1. Whenever I get a migraine it's usually because I'm writing a story at 3:30 AM!
2. The last time I saw you I was leafing through mug shots at the local police station
3. A great piece of advice my father gave me was "Stay on EduQnA.com day and night and avoid housework" (haha, not really!)
4. Mad dogs and Englishmen, a match made in heaven.
5. When in doubt, kiss a trout! (??)
6. Our relationship reminds me of Beavis and Butt-head
(No! I refuse to be Butt- head AGAIN!!)
7. If I ever write a song about you, it will be entitled
"Hee- Haw Heaven"

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