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1. This just in from our correspondent in England: _________
2. When The Loch Ness Monster walked in front of our tour bus, ______________
3. Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education: __________.
4. Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and _________
5. The day I take you back will be the day I __________.

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#1. This just in from our correspondent in England: James Arness, the star from the famed TV series, Gunsmoke, has been reported missing! Ironically, Sunshine Mc Gillicutty, from EduQnA.com who wrote numerous short stories about Marshal Matt Dillon Is also missing. Could it be..?

#2, When the Loch Ness Monster walked in front of our tour bus, I asked for his autograph.

#3. Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education: Education? I graduated sixth grade. Does it go higher?

#4. Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and dropped to one knee and started singing, "Mammy, how I love ya, how I love ya, My dear old Mammy!"

#5. The day I take you back will be the day I drop to one knee and start singing, "Pappy, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Pappy!"
3.Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education: That's Hot.
4.Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and fell in love.
1. This just in from our correspondent in England: When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go, downtown.
2. When The Loch Ness Monster walked in front of our tour bus, he did the mash, he did the monster mash.
3. Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education: We don't need no education
4. Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and said "You are the woman I have always dreamed of, I knew it from the start, I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart."
5. The day I take you back will be the day I-I that I die.
1. This just in from our correspondent in England: British women are ugly
2. When The Loch Ness Monster walked in front of our tour bus, we could see his junk.
3. Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education: huh?
4. Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and went back into hiding
5. The day I take you back will be the day I really need to get laid.
1. This just in from our correspondent in England: Chappy
2. When The Loch Ness Monster walked in front of our tour bus, Singning.
3. Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education: Huh?
4. Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and Wept
5. The day I take you back will be the day I Cry
1. This just in from our correspondent in England: "I Quit." Oops.
2. When the Loch Ness Monster walked in front of our tour bus, we were curious as to how it got to Florida.
3. Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education: Uniforms are so not hot.
4. Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and thought he was looking in the mirror.
5. The day I take you back will be the day I move back in with my mother.
5- die
1. This just in from our correspondent in England: My bloody bollocks itch after that lorry of itching powder crashed.
2. When The Loch Ness Monster walked in front of our tour bus, People were scrambling to get out of the windows before the bus sank much farther.
3. Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education are paradoxal, everyone knows Paris Hilton can't think!
4. Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and grabbed her and climbed a building, and lemme tell ya about the time that king kong...
5. The day I take you back will be the day I want to live under a bridge.
This just in from our correspondent in England: "I'm standing here in the middle of the storm of the century! I can feel powerful winds beatings against my body and. aaaaaaaaaahhhh!" Well that was Windy Storm our news woman live... I hope... perhaps we can get back with her later...
When The Loch Ness Monster walked in front of of tour bus he winked at all the girls on board.
Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education was "You don't need it! Just bleach your hair and wear as little clothing at one time as possible. I do it and make a wonderful living!"
Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and mistook him for his mother.
The day I take you back will be the day I find the receipt. Where did I put that anyway?
This just in from our correspondent in England: "Crumpets rule!!:

When the loch Ness Monster walked in front of our tour bus, we all realized at the same instant that he was in bad need of a shave.

Paris Hilton's thoughts on higher education: "Oh my god. Like, by higher education, I thought you meant, like, learning while on, like, pot. Oh my God. That's too funny. Oh my God! Whose horny?"

Bigfoot took one look at my spouse and came to the infallible realization that his feet weren't so big after all.

The day I take you back will be the day I discover your warranty has just run out.

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